This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.
New York State Public High School Athletic Association
League

Schools


Addison

Adirondack Central

Akron

Albany Academy

Albertus Magnus

Albion

Alden

Allegany-Limestone

Allendale Columbia

Altmar-Parish-Williatown

Amherst

Aquinas Inst Of Rochester

Ardsley

Arkport Central

Arlington

Aterdam

Attica

Auburn

Ausable Valley

Averill Park

Avon

Babylon

Bainbridge-Guilford

Ballston Spa

Barker

Batavia

Bay Shore

Bayport-Blue Point

Beacon

Beekmantown

Bellport

Berne-Knox-Westerlo

Bethlehem Central

Bethpage

Binghamton

Bishop Grimes

Bishop Kearney

Bishop Ludden

Bishop Timon St Jude

Blind Brook

Bloomfield

Bolivar-Richburg

Bolton Central

Brewster

Briarcliff

Brighton

Broadalbin-Perth

Brockport

Bronxville

Brushton Moira

Burnt Hills-Ballston Lake

Byram Hills

Byron-Bergen

C.A. Bouton

Cairo-Durham

Caledonia-Mumford

Cambridge

Camden

Campbell-Savona

Canandaigua Academy

Canaseraga

Canastota

Candor

Canisius

Canisteo-Greenwood Js

Carle Place

Carmel

Cassadaga Valley

Catholic Central

Cato-Meridian

Catskill

Cattaraugus-Little Valley

Cazenovia

Chaminade

Charles O Dickerson

Charles W Baker

Charlotte Valley

Chatham

Chautauqua Lake/Westfield/Sherman

Chenango Forks

Chenango Valley

Chittenango

Christian Brothers Academy

Christian Central

Churchville-Chili

Cicero-North Syracuse

Cincinnatus

City Honors

Clarence

Clarkstown North

Clarkstown South

Clifton-Fine

Clinton

Clyde

Cobleskill-Richmondville

COH-PS

Cold Spring Harbor

Colonie Central

Columbia

Commack

Comsewogue

Connetquot

Cooperstown Central

Corning-Painted Post East

Cornwall Central

Cortland

Coxsackie-Athens

Croton-Harmon

Crown Point Central

CSAT

Ctr Moriches

Cuba-Rushford

Dansville

Deer Park

Delaware Academy

Depew

Deruyter

Div Ave

Dobbs Ferry

Dover

Dryden

Duanesburg

Dunkirk

Earl L Vandermeulen

East

East Aurora

East Hampton

East Islip

East Meadow

East Rochester

East Syracuse-Minoa Central

Eastchester

Eastport-South Manor

Eastridge

Eden

Edgemont

Edwards-Knox

Elba

Eldred

Elizabethtown-Lewis Central

Ellenville

Ellicottville Central

Ellicottville-West Valley

Elmira Free Academy

Elwood/John Glenn

Fabius

Fairport

Falconer

Fallsburg

Farmingdale

Fayetteville-Manlius

Fillmore Central

Fonda-Fultonville

Forestville / Pine Valley

Forestville Central

Fort Ann Central

Fort Edward

Fort Plain

Fox Lane

Frankfort Schuyler Central

Franklin Academy

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Franklinville

Fredonia

Freeport

Frewsburg

Friends Academy

Friendship Central

Frontier

G. Ray Bodley

Galway

Gananda

Garden City Maroon

Garden City White

Gates-Chili

General Brown

Genesee Valley Central

Geneseo

Geneva

George W. Hewlett

Gilboa Conesville Central

Glen Cove

Glens Falls

Gloversville

Goshen Central

Gouverneur

Gow School

Grand Island

Granville

Great Neck South

Greece Arcadia

Greece-Athena

Greene

Greenport

Greenwich

Griffith Inst

Groton

Guilderland

H C Williams

Hadley-Luzerne

Haldane

Half Hollow Hills West

Hamburg

Hammondsport

Hampton Bays

Harborfields

Harpursville

Harrison

Hastings

Hauppauge

Haverling

Hendrick Hudson

Henninger

Herkimer

Herricks

Heuvelton Central

Hicksville

Hilton

Holland

Holland-Patent Central

Holley

Holy Trinity Diocesan

Honeoye Falls-Lima

Hoosic Valley

Hoosick Falls

Horace Greeley

Hornell

Horseheads

Houghton Academy

Hudson

Hudson Falls

Hunter-Tannersville

Huntington

Hutchinson Central Tech

Ichabod Crane

Ilion

Immaculate Heart Central

Indian River

Irondequoit

Iroquois

Irvington

Island Trees

Islip

Ithaca

James I. O'Neill

Jamestown

Jamesville-Dewitt

Jasper-Troupsburg

Jefferson Central

Jericho

JFK Cheektowaga-Sloan

John A. Coleman

John C. Birdlebough

John F Kennedy Bellmore

John F Kennedy Catholic

John Jay

John Jay Cross River

John Jay EF

John S. Burke Catholic

Johnson City

Johnstown

Jordan-Elbridge

Joseph C. Wilson Magnet

Keio Academy

Kellenberg Memorial

Kendall

Kenmore East

Kenmore West

Keshequa

Kings Park

Kingston

L.A. Webber

La Fargeville Central

La Fayette

La Salle Inst

Lake George

Lake Placid

Lake Shore

Lakeland-Panas

Lancaster

Lansing

Lawrence

Le Roy

Letchworth

Lew-Port

Liberty

Lindenhurst

Little Falls

Liverpool

Livonia

Lockport

Locust Valley

Long Beach

Longwood

Lowville

Lyme Central

Lynbrook

Lyons

Madrid-Waddington

Mahopac

Maine-Endwell

Mamaroneck

Manhasset

Manlius-Pebble Hill

Maple Grove

Marathon

Marcellus

Marcus Whitman

Margaretville Central

Marion

Marlboro Central

Maryvale

Massapequa

Massena

Mattituck

Mcgraw

Mcquaid Jesuit

Mechanicville

Medina

Mexico

Midlakes

Millbrook

Miller Place

Mineola

Minisink Valley

Mohonasen

Monroe Woodbury

Monticello

Moravia

Moriah

Morris Central

Mt Markham

Mt Sinai

Mynderse Academy

Nanuet

Naples

New Hartford

New Hyde Park Memorial

New Paltz

New Rochelle

Newark

Newark Valley

Newburgh Free Academy

Newfane

Newfield

Niagara Falls

Niagara Wheatfield

Nichols School

Niskayuna

Norman Thomas

North Babylon

North Rockland

North Rose-Wolcott

North Salem

North Shore

North Tonawanda

Northeastern Clinton

Northport

Northville

Norwich

Norwood

Notre Dame

Notre Dame-Bishop Gibbons

Ny Mills

Nyack

NYSPHSAA

Oceanside

Odyssey

Ogdensburg Free Academy

Olean

Olympia

Oneida

Oneonta

Onteora

Orchard Park

Oriskany

Ossining

Oswego

Our Lady Of Lourdes

Our Lady Of Mercy

Owego Free Academy

Owen D Young Central

Oxford Academy

Oyster Bay

Palmyra-Macedon

Panama

Patchogue-Medford

Paul D. Schreiber

Paul V. Moore

Pavilion

Pawling

Pearl River

Pelham

Pelham Memorial

Pembroke

Penfield

Penn Yan Academy

Perry

Peru

Pierson

Pine Bush

Pioneer

Pittsford Sutherland

Pittsford-Mendon

Plainedge

Plainview-Old Bethpage JFKHS

Plattsburgh

Pleasantville

Port Byron

Port Chester

Port Jervis

Portville

Potsdam

Poughkeepsie

Pulaski

Putnam Valley

Queensbury Ufsd

Ramapo

Randolph

Ravena Coeymans Selkirk

Red Creek

Red Hook

Rhinebeck

Ripley Central

Riverhead

Rocky Point

Rome Free Academy

Romulus

Rondout Valley

Roscoe Central

Ross

Rosyln

Roxbury Central

Roy C Ketcham

Roy-Hart

Rush-Henrietta

Rye

Rye Neck

Sachem East

Sachem North

Sacred Heart Academy

Salamanca

Salmon River

Sandy Creek

Sanford H Calhoun

Saranac

Saranac Lake

Saratoga Central Catholic

Saratoga Springs

Saugerties

Sauquoit Valley

Scarsdale

Schalmont

Schenectady

Schoharie

Schroon Lake Central

Schuylerville

Scotia-Glenville

Seton Catholic Central

Sewanhaka

Shaker

Sharon Springs Central

Shelter Island

Shenendehowa

Sherburne-Earlville

Shoreham-Wading River

Sidney

Silver Creek/Forestville

Skaneateles

Sleepy Hollow

Smithtown East

Smithtown West

Sodus

Solomon Schechter Upper

Solvay

Somers

South Glens Falls

South Jefferson

South Lewis

South Park

South Side

Southampton

Southern Cayuga

Southwestern

Spackenkill

Spencer-Van Etten M

Spencerport

Spring Valley

Springville

St Anthony's

St Dominic

St Francis

St John the Baptist Diocesan

St Marys

St. Joseph's Collegiate Institute

Stamford Central

Starpoint

Stillwater

Stissing Mountain

Stockbridge Valley Central

Stony Brook

Suffern

Sullivan West

Susquehanna Valley

Sweet Home

Syosset

Taconic Hills

Tamarac

Tappan Zee

Thomas A. Edison

Thomas R. Proctor

Thousand Islands

Ticonderoga

Tioga

Tonawanda

Town Of Webb

Tri-Valley

Tuckahoe

Tully

Tupper Lake

Union Endicott

Union Springs

Ursuline

Valhalla

Valley Central

Valley Stream South

Vernon-Verona-Sherrill

Vestal

Victor

W. Tresper Clarke

Wallkill

Walt Whitman

Walton

Wantagh

Ward Melville

Warrensburg

Warsaw

Warwick Valley

Washingtonville

Waterford

Waterloo

Watertown

Waterville

Watkins Glen/Odessa Montour

Waverly

Wayland-Cohocton

Wayne

Webster-Schroeder

Webutuck

Weedsport

Wellsville

West Babylon

West Canada Valley

West Genesee

West Islip

West Seneca West/East

Westfield

Westhampton Beach

Westhill

Westlake

Westmoreland

Westport Central

Wheatland Chili

Wheatley

White Plains

Whitesboro

Whitney Point

Williamsville East

Williamsville North

Williamsville South

Willsboro Central

Wilson

Windham Ashland Central

Windsor Central

Woodlands

Yonkers

Yorktown