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Texas High School Golf
League

Schools


Abbott

Abernathy

Abilene

Abilene Cooper

Abilene Texas Leadership

Abilene Wylie

Ackerly Sands

Adrian

Afton Patton Springs

Agua Dulce

Alba-Golden

Albany

Aledo

Alice

Alief Elsik

Alief Hastings

Alief Taylor

Allen

Alpine

Altair Rice

Alto

Alvarado

Alvin

Alvin Shadow Creek

Alvord

Amarillo

Amarillo Caprock

Amarillo Highland Park

Amarillo Palo Duro

Amarillo River Road

Amarillo Tascosa

Amherst

Anahuac

Anderson-Shiro

Andrews

Angleton

Anna

Anson

Anthony

Anton

Apple Springs

Aquilla

Aransas Pass

Archer City

Argyle

Arlington

Arlington Bowie

Arlington Houston

Arlington Lamar

Arlington Martin

Arlington Seguin

Arlington Texas

Arp

Aspermont

Athens

Atlanta

Aubrey

Austin

Austin Achieve

Austin Akins

Austin Anderson

Austin Ann Richards

Austin Bowie

Austin Crockett

Austin Eastside Memorial

Austin IDEA Montopolis

Austin Johnson

Austin Lake Travis

Austin LASA

Austin McCallum

Austin Navarro

Austin Northeast

Austin Travis

Austin Vandegrift

Austin Westlake

Austwell-Tivoli

Avalon

Avery

Avinger

Axtell

Azle

Baird

Ballinger

Balmorhea

Bandera

Bangs

Banquete

Barksdale Nueces Canyon

Bartlett

Bastrop

Bastrop Cedar Creek

Bay City

Baytown Goose Crk Mem

Baytown Lee

Baytown Sterling

Beaumont United

Beaumont West Brook

Beckville

Beeville Jones

Bellevue

Bells

Bellville

Belton

Ben Bolt-Palito Blanco

Benavides

Benjamin

Big Lake Reagan Co.

Big Sandy

Big Sandy Harmony

Big Spring

Bishop

Blackwell

Blanco

Blanket

Bloomburg

Blooming Grove

Bloomington

Blue Ridge

Bluff Dale

Blum

Boerne

Boerne Champion

Bogata Rivercrest

Boling

Bonham

Booker

Borger

Bosqueville

Bovina

Bowie

Bowie Gold-Burg

Boyd

Boys Ranch

Brackettville Brackett

Brady

Breckenridge

Bremond

Brenham

Bridge City

Bridgeland

Bridgeport

Briscoe Fort Elliott

Broaddus

Brock

Bronte

Brookeland

Brookesmith

Brownfield

Brownsboro

Brownsville Hanna

Brownsville Harmony

Brownsville IDEA Frontier Coll Prep

Brownsville IDEA Riverview

Brownsville Jubilee

Brownsville Lopez

Brownsville Pace

Brownsville Porter

Brownsville Rivera

Brownsville Veterans Memorial

Brownwood

Bruceville-Eddy

Bruni

Bryan

Bryan Rudder

Bryson

Buckholts

Buda Hays

Buda Johnson

Buda Live Oak

Buffalo
Bullard Buna Burkburnett Burkeville Burleson Burleson Centennial Burnet Burton Bushland Bynum Caddo Mills Caldwell Callisburg Calvert Cameron Yoe Campbell Canadian Canton Canutillo Canyon Canyon Randall Carrizo Springs Carrollton Creekview Carrollton Ranchview Carrollton Smith Carrollton Turner Carthage Castroville Medina Valley Cayuga CC Calallen CC Carroll CC Flour Bluff CC Tuloso-Midway CC Veterans Memorial Cedar Hill Cedar Park Cedar Park Vista Ridge Celeste Celina Center Center Point Centerville Channelview Channing Charlotte Cherokee Chester Chico Childress Chillicothe Chilton China Spring Chireno Christoval Cibolo Steele Cisco Clarendon Clarksville Claude Cleburne Cleveland Cleveland Tarkington Clifton
Clint
Clint Horizon Clint Mountain View Clute Brazoswood Clyde Clyde Eula Coahoma Coldspring-Oakhurst Coleman College Prep Acad College Station College Station A&M Consolidated Colleyville Heritage Collinsville Colmesneil Colorado City Colorado Columbus Comal Canyon Comal Canyon Lake Comal Davenport Comal Smithson Valley Comanche Comfort Commerce Como-Pickton Comstock Conroe Conroe Caney Creek Conroe Grand Oaks Conroe Oak Ridge Conroe The Woodlands Conroe Woodlands College Park Converse Judson Coolidge Cooper Coppell Copperas Cove Corpus Christi King Corpus Christi London Corpus Christi Miller Corpus Christi Moody Corpus Christi Ray Corpus Christi West Oso Corrigan-Camden Corsicana Cotton Center Cotulla Covington Crandall Crane Cranfills Gap Crawford Crockett Crosby Crosbyton Cross Plains Crowell Crowley Crystal City Cuero Cumberland Acad Cumby Cumby Miller Grove Cushing Cy-Fair Cyp. Creek Cyp. Falls Cyp. Lakes Cyp. Park Cyp. Ranch Cyp. Ridge Cyp. Springs Cyp. Woods D'Hanis Daingerfield Dalhart Dallardsville Big Sandy Dallas A+ Dallas Adams Dallas Adamson Dallas Carter Dallas Conrad Dallas Gateway Charter Acedemy Dallas Highland Park Dallas Hillcrest Dallas Hutchins Dallas Jefferson Dallas Jesuit Dallas Kimball Dallas Life Oak Cliff Dallas Lincoln Dallas Madison Dallas Molina Dallas Pinkston Dallas Roosevelt Dallas Samuell Dallas Seagoville Dallas Skyline Dallas South Oak Cliff Dallas Spruce Dallas Sunset Dallas White Dallas Wilson Danbury Darrouzett Dawson Dayton De Kalb De Leon De Soto Decatur Deer Park Del Rio Dell City Denison Denton Denton Braswell Denton Guyer Denton Ryan Denver City Detroit Devine Deweyville Diana New Diana Diboll Dickinson Dilley Dime Box Dimmitt Dodd City Donna Donna North Douglass Dripping Springs Dublin Dumas Duncanville Eagle Pass Eagle Pass Winn Early Earth Springlake East Bernard Eastland Ector Edcouch-Elsa Eden Edgewood Edinburg Edinburg Economedes Edinburg IDEA College Prep Edinburg North Edinburg Quest IDEA Coll Prep Edinburg Vela Edna El Campo El Maton Tidehaven
El Paso

El Paso Americas

El Paso Andress

El Paso Austin

El Paso Bel Air

El Paso Bowie

El Paso Burges

El Paso Cathedral

El Paso Chapin

El Paso Coronado

El Paso Del Valle

El Paso Del Valle

El Paso Eastlake

El Paso Eastwood

El Paso El Dorado

El Paso Franklin

El Paso Hanks

El Paso Harmony Science Academy

El Paso Irvin

El Paso Jefferson

El Paso Loretto

El Paso Montwood

El Paso Parkland

El Paso Pebble Hills

El Paso Riverside

El Paso Socorro

El Paso Womens Leadership Academy

El Paso Ysleta

Eldorado

Electra

Elgin

Elkhart

Elysian Fields

Ennis

EP Young Women's STEAM

Era

Euless Trinity

Eustace

Evadale

Evant

Everman

Fabens

Fairfield

Falfurrias

Falls City

Farmersville

Farwell

Fayetteville

Ferris

Flatonia

Florence

Floresville

Floydada

Follett
Forestburg
Forney
Forsan
Fort Bend Austin
Fort Bend Bush
Fort Bend Clements
Fort Bend Dulles
Fort Bend Elkins
Fort Bend Hightower
Fort Bend Kempner
Fort Bend Marshall
Fort Bend Ridge Point
Fort Bend Travis
Fort Bend Willowridge
Fort Davis
Fort Hancock
Fort Stockton Franklin Frankston Fredericksburg Freeport Brazosport Freer Friendswood Friona Frisco Frisco Centennial Frisco Heritage Frisco Independence Frisco Lebanon Trail Frisco Liberty Frisco Lone Star Frisco Memorial Frisco Reedy Frisco Wakeland Frndswd Clear Brook Frost Fruitvale Ft Worth Arlington Hts Ft Worth Benbrook Ft Worth Boswell Ft Worth Carter-Riverside Ft Worth Dunbar Ft Worth Eastern Hills Ft Worth North Side
Ft Worth Paschal
Ft Worth Polytechnic Ft Worth South Hills Ft Worth Southwest Ft Worth Trimble Tech Ft Worth Western Hills Ft Worth Wyatt FW Chisholm Trail FW Diamond Hill-Jarvis FW Harmony Innovation FW Young Men's Leadership Acad FW Young Women's Leadership Gail Borden County Gainesville Galena Park Galena Park North Shore Galveston Ball Ganado Garden City Garland Garland Lakeview Cent Garland Naaman Forest Garland Rowlett Garland Sachse Garrison Gary Gatesville George West Georgetown Georgetown East View Georgetown Gateway Geronimo Navarro Gholson Giddings Gilmer Gilmer Union Hill Gladewater Gladewater Sabine Gladewater Union Grove Glen Rose Godley Goldthwaite Goliad Gonzales Goodrich Gordon Gorman Graford Graham Granbury Grand Prairie Grand Saline Grandfalls-Royalty Grandview Granger Grapeland Grapevine Greenville Greenville PTAA Gregory-Portland Groesbeck Groom Groveton Groveton Centerville Gruver Gunter Gustine Guthrie H Austin H Bellaire H Carnegie Vanguard H Chavez H Furr H Heights H Kashmere H Lamar H Madison H Math Sci. & Tech H Mickey Leland College Prep Acad H Milby H North Forest H Northside H Scarborough H Sharpstown H Sterling H Waltrip H Washington H Westbury H Westside H Wheatley H Wisdom H Worthing H Yates H. Harmony School of Discovery Hale Center Hallettsville Hallsville Haltom City Haltom Hamilton Hamlin Hamshire-Fannett Happy Hardin Hardin-Jefferson Harleton Harlingen Harlingen South Harper Harrold Hart Hartley Harts Bluff ECHS Haskell Haskell Paint Creek Hawkins Hawley Hearne Hebbronville Hedley Hemphill Hempstead Henderson Henrietta Henrietta Midway Hereford Hermleigh Hico Hidalgo Early College High Island Hillsboro Hitchcock Holland Holliday Hondo Honey Grove Hooks Houston Aldine Houston Benjamin Davis Sr Houston Clear Lake Houston Eisenhower Houston MacArthur Houston Memorial Houston Nimitz Houston Northbrook Houston Spring Woods
Houston Strake Jesuit
Houston Stratford Howe HSI - Waco Hubbard Huckabay Hudson Huffman Hargrave Hughes Springs Hull-Daisetta Humble Humble Atascocita Humble Kingwood Humble Kingwood Park Humble Summer Creek Huntington Huntsville Hurst Bell Hutto Idalou Imperial Buena Vista Ingleside Ingram Moore Iola Iowa Park Ira Iraan Iredell Irving Irving MacArthur Irving Nimitz Italy Itasca Ivanhoe Rayburn Jacksboro Jacksonville Jarrell Jasper Jayton Jefferson Jersey Village Jewett Leon Joaquin Johnson City LBJ Jonesboro Joshua Jourdanton Junction Karnes City Katy Katy Cinco Ranch Katy Jordan Katy Mayde Creek Katy Morton Ranch Katy Paetow Katy Seven Lakes Katy Taylor Katy Tompkins Kaufman Keene Keller Keller Central Keller Fossil Ridge Keller Timber Creek Kemp Kenedy Kennard Kennedale Kerens Kermit Kerrville Tivy Kilgore Killeen Killeen Ellison Killeen Harker Heights Killeen Shoemaker Kingsville King Kirbyville Klein Klein Cain Klein Collins Klein Forest Klein Oak Knippa Knox City Kopperl Kountze Kress Krum Kyle Lehman La Feria La Grange La Joya La Joya Juarez-Lincoln La Joya Palmview La Marque La Porte La Pryor La Rue La Poynor La Vernia La Villa Ladonia Fannindel Lago Vista Laird Hill Leveretts Chapel Lake Belton Lake Dallas Lake Worth Lamar Fulshear Lamesa Lamesa Klondike Lampasas Lancaster Laneville Langham Creek Laredo Alexander Laredo Cigarroa Laredo Johnson Laredo Martin Laredo Nixon Laredo United Laredo United South Lasara Latexo Lazbuddie LC Clear Creek LC Clear Falls LC Clear Springs Leadership Leakey Leander Leander Glenn Leander Rouse Lefors Leggett Lenorah Grady Leonard Levelland Lewisville Lewisville Flower Mound Lewisville Hebron Lewisville Marcus Lewisville The Colony Lexington Liberty Liberty Hill Lindale Linden-Kildare Lindsay Lingleville Lipan Little Elm Little River Academy Littlefield Livingston Llano Lockhart Lockney Lohn Lometa Lone Oak Longview Longview Chadwick Longview Pine Tree Longview Spring Hill Loop Loraine Lorena Lorenzo Los Fresnos Louise Lovelady
Lubbock

Lubbock Cooper
Lubbock Coronado Lubbock Estacado
Lubbock Monterey
Lubbock Roosevelt Lucas Lovejoy Lueders-Avoca Lufkin Lufkin Pineywoods Community Academy Luling Lumberton Lyford Lytle Mabank Madisonville Magnolia Magnolia West Malakoff Malakoff Cross Roads Manor Manor New Tech Mansfield Mansfield Lake Ridge Mansfield Legacy Mansfield Summit Mansfield Timberview Manvel Marathon Marble Falls Marfa Marion Marlin Marshall Mart Martins Mill Martinsville Mason Matador Motley County Mathis Maud May Maypearl McAllen McAllen Memorial McAllen Rowe McCamey McDade McGregor McKinney McKinney Boyd McKinney North McLean McLeod Meadow Medina Melissa Memphis Menard Mercedes Meridian Merit Bland Merkel Mertzon Irion County Mesquite Mesquite Horn Mesquite Poteet Mexia Miami
Midland

Midland Christain
Midland Greenwood
Midland Legacy
Midland Texas Leadership
Midland Trinity
Midlothian Midlothian Heritage Milano Mildred Miles Milford Millsap Mineola Mineral Wells Mission Mission IDEA N Mission Mission Sharyland Mission Veterans Memorial Monahans Monte Alto Montgomery Montgomery Lake Creek Moody Moran Morgan Morton Moulton Mount Calm Mount Enterprise Mount Pleasant Mount Pleasant Chapel Hill Mount Vernon Mt Belvieu Barbers Hill Muenster Muleshoe Mullin Mumford Munday N Richland Hills Bridville N Richland Hills Richland Nacogdoches Nacogdoches Central Heights Natalia Navasota Nazareth Neches Nederland Needville Nevada Community New Boston New Braunfels New Caney New Caney Porter New Deal New Home New London West Rusk New Summerfield New Waverly Newcastle Newton Nixon Smiley Nocona Nocona Prairie Valley Nordheim Normangee North Crowley North Dallas North Forney North Garland North Mesquite North Zulch Northside Brandeis Northside Brennan Northside Clark Northside Harlan Northside Health Careers Northside Holmes Northside Jay Northside Marshall Northside O'Connor Northside Stevens Northside Taft Northside Warren Northwest Northwest Eaton Northwest Nelson O'Donnell Oak Cliff Faith Family Oakwood Odem
Odessa
Odessa Compass Academy
Odessa Permian
Oglesby Olfen Olney Olton Omaha Pewitt Onalaska Orange Grove Orange Little Cypress-Mauriceville Orangefield Ore City Overton Ozona Paducah Paint Rock Palacios Palestine Palestine Westwood Palmer Pampa Panhandle Paradise Paris Paris Chisum Paris North Lamar Pasadena Pasadena Dobie Pasadena Memorial Pasadena Rayburn Pasadena South Houston Pattonville Prairiland Pearland Pearland Dawson Pearsall Peaster Pecos Penelope Perrin-Whitt Perryton Petersburg Petrolia Pettus Pflugerville Pflugerville Connally Pflugerville Hendrickson Pflugerville Weiss Pharr IDEA College Prep Pharr Valley View Pharr-San Juan-Alamo Pilot Point Pittsburg Plains Plainview Plano Plano East Plano West Pleasanton Pollok Central Ponder Poolville Port Aransas Port Arthur Memorial Port Isabel Port Lavaca Calhoun Port Neches-Groves Post Poteet Poth Pottsboro Prairie Lea Premont Presidio Price Carlisle Priddy Princeton Progreso Prosper Prosper Rock Hill PSJA Memorial PSJA North PSJA Southwest Quanah Queen City Quinlan Boles Quinlan Ford Quitman Rains Ralls Ranger Rankin Raymondville Red Oak Redwater Refugio Rembrandt - Pharr Rice Richards Richardson Richardson Berkner Richardson Lake Highlands Richardson Pearce Richland Springs Richmond Foster Richmond George Ranch Riesel Rio Grande City Rio Grande City Grulla Rio Hondo Rio Vista Rising Star River Oaks Castleberry Riviera Kaufer Robert Lee Robinson Robstown Roby Rochelle Rockdale Rockport-Fulton Rocksprings Rockwall Rockwall Heath Rogers Roma Ropesville Ropes Roscoe Collegiate Roscoe Highland Rosebud-Lott Rosenberg Lamar Cons Rosenberg Terry Rotan Round Rock Round Rock McNeil Round Rock Stony Pt. Round Rock Westwood Round Top-Carmine Royal Royse City RR Cedar Ridge Rule Runge Rusk SA Alamo Heights SA Brackenridge SA Brooks Acd Sci & Eng SA Great Hearts Monte Vista N SA Great Hearts Northern Oaks SA Lee Academy SA SW CAST STEM HS SA Veterans Memorial SA Young Men's Leadership SA Young Women’s Leadership Sabinal Sabine Pass Sadler S & S Cons. Saginaw Saint Jo Salado Saltillo
San Angelo Central
San Angelo Grape Creek San Angelo Lake View San Antonio Burbank San Antonio Churchill San Antonio Cole San Antonio E. Central San Antonio Edison San Antonio Fox Tech San Antonio Harlandale San Antonio Highlands San Antonio Houston San Antonio Jefferson San Antonio Johnson San Antonio Kennedy San Antonio Lanier San Antonio LEE San Antonio MacArthur San Antonio Madison San Antonio McCollum San Antonio Memorial San Antonio Reagan San Antonio Roosevelt San Antonio Southside San Antonio Southwest San Antonio Stacey San Antonio Wagner San Augustine San Benito San Diego San Elizario San Isidro San Marcos San Perlita San Saba Sanderson Sanford-Fritch Sanger Santa Anna Santa Fe Santa Gertrudis Acad Santa Maria Santa Rosa Santo Saratoga West Hardin Savoy Schertz Clemens School of Innovation Schulenburg Scurry-Rosser Seagraves Sealy Seguin
Seminole
Seymour Shallowater Shamrock Sharyland Pioneer Shelbyville Sheldon King Shepherd Sherman Shiner Sidney Sierra Blanca Silsbee Silverton Simms Bowie Sinton Skidmore-Tynan Slaton Slidell Slocum Smithville Smyer Snook Snyder Somerset Somerville Sonora South Garland South Grand Prairie South San Antonio South San Antonio West Southlake Carroll Southland Southwest Legacy Spearman Splendora Spring Spring Dekaney Spring Westfield Springtown Spur Spurger Stafford Stamford Stanton Stephenville Sterling City Stinnett West Texas Stockdale Stratford Strawn Sudan Sulphur Bluff Sulphur Springs Sulphur Springs North Hopkins Sundown Sunnyvale Sunray Sweeny Sweetwater Taft Tahoka Tatum Taylor Teague Temple Tenaha Terlingua Big Bend Terrell Tex. Liberty-Eylau Texarkana Pleasant Grove Texarkana Texas Texas City Texline Thorndale Thrall Three Rivers Three Way School Throckmorton Tilden McMullen County Timpson Tioga TLC - San Angelo Tolar Tom Bean Tomball Tomball Memorial Tornillo Trent Trenton Trinidad
Trinity Christian Academy
Troup Troy Tulia Turkey Valley Tuscola Jim Ned Tyler Tyler Chapel Hill Tyler Lee Universal City Randolph Uplift Hampton Prep Uplift North Hills Prep Uplift Summit Intl Prep Uplift Williams Prep Utopia Uvalde Valentine Valera Panther Creek Valley Mills Valley View Van Van Alstyne Van Horn Van Vleck Vanderbilt Industrial Vanguard Acad Vanguard Beethoven Vega Venus Veribest Vernon Vernon Northside Victoria East Victoria West Vidor Waco Waco Connally Waco La Vega Waco Meyer Waco Midway Waco University Waelder Wall Waller Wallis Brazos Walnut Springs Warren Waskom Water Valley
Waxahachie
Waxahachie Life Weatherford Weimar Welch Dawson Wellington Wellman-Union Wells Weslaco Weslaco Eas Weslaco IDEA Pike West West Columbia Columbia West Mesquite West Orange-Stark West Sabine Westbrook Wharton Wheeler Wheeler Kelton White Deer White Oak White Settlement Brewer Whiteface Whitehouse Whitesboro Whitewright Whitharral Whitney Wichita Falls Wichita Falls City View Wichita Falls Hirschi Wichita Falls Rider Wildorado Willis Wills Point Wilson
Wimberley

Windthorst

Wink

Winnie East Chambers

Winnsboro

Winona

Winters

Woden

Wolfe City

Wolfforth Frenship

Woodsboro

Woodson

Woodville

Wortham

Wylie

Wylie East

Yantis

Yoakum

Yorktown

Zapata

Zavalla

Zephyr