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The Course At Wente Vineyards (edit)

Address 5050 Arroyo Rd
Livermore, CA 94550-9645
Map and Directions
Phone Number 925.456.2482
Club Pro Cabe Jones, PGA

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The Course At Wente Vineyards Edit
Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT
Handicap 7 15 17 11 13 9 5 3 1    
Par 4 4 3 4 5 4 3 5 4 36
Black 75.8 / 145 474 307 138 421 581 353 228 602 496 3600
Gold 73.9 / 141 423 301 133 383 521 349 202 598 462 3372
Blue 71.2 / 128 405 286 121 341 479 298 182 547 405 3064
White 68.7 / 124 380 254 110 288 408 265 150 480 353 2688
Red 69.4 / 122 300 203 101 245 373 240 122 429 315 2328
Hole 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL
Handicap 18 16 6 10 12 14 8 4 2    
Par 4 3 5 4 3 5 4 4 4 36 72
Black 75.8 / 145 304 172 564 420 173 569 454 453 472 3581 7181
Gold 73.9 / 141 300 169 558 413 166 547 413 445 457 3468 6840
Blue 71.2 / 128 281 161 542 375 160 499 372 400 412 3202 6266
White 68.7 / 124 256 149 487 342 148 473 335 391 368 2949 5637
Red 69.4 / 122 216 120 413 302 143 423 286 319 315 2537 4865